the valentine
the valentine
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the valentine

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Have you ever thought to yourself, ‘Man, that Rolling Stones lip cover was iconic’? If you have, the valentine suit is here to coax any rocker out of his shell. 

In fact, this suit is so comfortable and inspires so much confidence, you should wear it to your next concert. Come on, we dare you. :)

 Below the deck...

If a good logo is going to endure, it needs to be appropriate, and the sexiness associated with red lips was fitting for legends of rock ‘n’ roll band the Rolling Stones. Will lips work on a swimsuit?

“Branding a rock band with a signature badge was a novel idea in 1969 when Mick Jagger called on London’s Royal College of Art in search of a student to create some visual assets for his band’s next album. The Stones’ front man liked the work of 24-year-old John Pasche, who accepted £50 to draw up a logo.”

product disclaimers

May include overwhelming joy.
May not make it into the washing machine, high risk of inability to remove due to overwhelming joy.
Not responsible if your kids refuse to take it off.
May induce momentary stress from feeling like you forgot to put on pants (but you didn’t, our suit is just that comfortable).
Please remind family members, if they forget, they are not naked, they’re just in a bathing suit that is THAT comfortable.


Drawstrings that actually adjust to your comfort
Easy slip-on ability
Breathable fabric
Stretches for comfort, not for show
Innovative J-stitch design for added support below deck
No mesh liners to mess with
Color fade technology keeps your pattern bright

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